March 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to the zoo specifically to see the penguins and the penguin exhibit is closed.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum pours cereal into a bowl only to realize he’s out of milk.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego while barefoot.
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
February 2012
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so with adam and eve in the garden of eden
were there other apple trees that they could actually pick from? or was it just that one tree which had apples
because honestly… I fucking love apples and would totally give up immortality if it meant getting to have as many as I want
paradise isn’t paradise without apples, just saying..
Pop Quiz: LOTR Character or IKEA product? →
peregrint:
I didn’t get all of them right.
pffft
awkwardbirds:
I get really intense about...
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
jasonfreese:
does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
Sometimes I wonder how I got to be so weird. →
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
approved ✔
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“I didn’t like it until it got to the flying monkeys”
– fake review of The Wizard of Oz on the Oscars
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do they even still sell tamagotchi digipets?
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
just added “umm” and “so like”
blackbruise:
i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that
“When the guy you really like can’t stop telling you about how perfect the girl...”
– prettygirlsdonttrip.tumblr.com (via typelikeagirl)
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Lauren: I think I'm going to hell..
Trish: You're not going to hell. And if you go there, I'll be there to pick you up
Lauren: Okay. Save me a drink.
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FDR: I should go. I should be the gentleman.
Lauren: Well, the good news is.. I'm no gentleman.
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