February 2010
Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
– Douglas Adams
(via quote-book)
thegrammys:
Really, where is the love?
January 2010
Squidward this is great. Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
– Spongebob Squarepants
GotWisdom?
606. EVERYBODY FUCKS SHIT UP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
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She is like fresh ginger on the rice bowl of my life.
– Mulan II
someone explain →
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hahahahah that just made my day
My Life Is Average:
Today, my friends and I went to Walmart because there is nothing else to do in suburbia. As we were walking down the aisles, I got a text message. My phone loudly rang the Kim Possible Kimmunicator beeps, and a lady we passed said, “What’s the sitch?” It made our night. MLIA. one: my ringtone two: i live in suburbia three: we do just go to walmart all the time to hang out
I hate when I get that feeling when I know I’m about to cry. When I feel the tears well up, and my face gets flushed. But I hate it even more when I have to hold it in, because someone walks in, or catches me. Because I don’t want to have to explain myself. I don’t want to hear the ‘Are you okay?’s and the ‘What happened?’s. Because I know that what...
Watching you walk out of my life does not make me...
gatekeeper:
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Moulin Rouge
*Satine: “You’d think that people would’ve had enough of silly love songs.”
*Christian: “Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.”
Satine: “I was a fool to believe, a fool to believe. It all ends today, yes it all ends today.”
Zidler: “We’re creatures of the underworld. We can’t afford to love.”
...
Love and stoplights can be cruel.
– Sesame Street
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My Life Is Average:
Today I was reading letters to Santa that were posted in our newspaper from little kids in my town. Most kids started off their letters with Dear Santa, however one kid started it off with, “Santa my man, how ya doing?” Then at the end of the letter where all the other children put their name and town, he put his name followed by, “YOU KNOW WHERE!” I have high hopes for...
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“I hate when smart people cry over getting under a 90 - SHUTUP! I GOT 0!”
hahahahahahaha
Hold your head high gorgeous…they will kill to see you fall.
I feel thin. Sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.
– Bilbo Baggins, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
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Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the...
– Viktor Krum
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Texts From Last Night:
(208): I’m pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it’s true. just saying.
The world doesn’t just disappear when you close your eyes does it?
– Memento
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if only…
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, sam i am.
My Life Is Average:
Today, I took my dog for a walk while because i was feeling really sad. I realized about halfway into my walk i started crying. It was sorta dark so i figured no one would see. Ten minutes later I turned around to see two little kids from down the street holding a sign that said “we still love you!” I smiled. Suddenly, my day was better. MLIA
awww
My Life Is Average:
Today I was running and making eye contact with every guy I saw, hoping that I would find my soul mate and could post it on MLIA. Unfortunately, I didn’t find my soul mate, but I did get a bruise on both of my knees after tripping over a drinking fountain. MLIA
hahah my lifeeee
My Life Is Average:
Today, I realized that whenever I make it through security sensors I feel successful even though I never steal anything. MLIA
me too!!! every time!
behhhhh:
I would be happy if you stayed throughout my life. Hell, I wouldn’t mind if you’d play a lead role.
You must know… surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to...
– Jane Austen (Pride & Prejudice)
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I love this book more than life itself.
14543.) Everytime you speak of love, I like to...
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I like to pretend* it’s about me
I am happy when my best friend is happy.
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With all of my being, I wish to consume you. Touch you. Breathe you. Kiss you....
– Unknown
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yeah…if only