February 2012
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
That awkward moment when
buildanewbeginning:
Teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being homosexual.
When a woman can no longer control her own reproductive system because of someone else’s religious beliefs, it is no longer freedom of religion. It is the infringement of religion onto human freedom.
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“#5: Putting your dick in my face doesn’t make me want to suck it”
– JennaMarbles, Things Boys Don’t Understand
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What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish!
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Have you ever seen a fish cry?
No, but I have seen a whale blubber.
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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look silly carrying a suitcase
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my love life is like the limit of ln(1-x)-sinx/...
…it doesn’t exist
apriki:
sometimes when i’m sitting on a plane i look around me and think
is this a group of people in need of redemption whose lives have all previously intertwined and who will find peace with one another in purgatory
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my roommate is going on a protein-shake-only diet until spring break
yupp that’s definitely want I need to be around right now
do you ever cry because you’re not nina dobrev
I compulsively chew gum.
lyssamae:
I will go through seriously 40 pieces of gum in one sitting if I have access to it. I will chew till there’s no flavor and then switch. It makes me feel better.
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ChatAboutJesus.org →
…omg
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Hats: hiding the fact that you didn't shower since...
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me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
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“Are you jealous? Oh wait, no sociopaths can’t feel emotion.”
– Marty, House of Lies
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honestly, I just want a boyfriend so that I can...
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“all day every day every hour, gotta have chicken nugget in my pocket”
– Amir
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thatsmoderatelyraven:
I don’t have school tomorrow
