I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.
the flawless diversity of fox news anchors
I’m not sure if these are all the same person or different similar looking people
date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with.
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebodyyeah it does have a nicering to it
this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling