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About: I'm just another face in the crowd, trying to find my purpose.

My Life at the Moment:
"I just don’t feel comfortable being anyone’s girlfriend. I don’t actually feel comfortable being anyone’s anything."

"What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly"
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.” —Jurassic Park

my biology textbook says I’m 72% water but I’m pretty sure I’m actually 72% pizza

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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(via tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: daisypornn, via raggedypaperman)

auryane:

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing

(via theradicaldame)

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

(via deepinto-the-mountainsound)

“Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’” — Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via oldschoolpopstar)

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.
PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

(Source: stupidimagesforcraziestpeople)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via oldschoolpopstar)

"Ann is the greatest human being ever invented."

(Source: greenleefs, via deepinto-the-mountainsound)

(Source: rockoutwithyourguacout, via oh-im-just-that-guy)

“Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.” —Richard Pryor (via cool4thought)

(Source: notesfromarmageddon, via deepinto-the-mountainsound)

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

(via realslimcaity)

Food Network should do a Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives spinoff called Pizza, Pizza, and Pizza where I’m the host and I just go try pizza at every pizza place in the world

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